Taking a break...

I'm burnt out.. Taking a small hiatus...

Rumer Willis is ugly.

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are living proof that two gorgeous people, do not necessarily make a beautiful child. I know it's harsh, but damn this girl is ugly.
Fuck. I mean you'd think that maybe she would get a hairstyle that played down the size of that big ass face. Ugh. At least she got rid of the blonde. Wait. Maybe she looked less ugly like that.

Is Lindsay Lohan engaged?

No. I refuse to believe the silly rumors going around about Lindsay. If I were famous, I would totally date someone for like a week and then start wearing a fat rock, just to stir shit up.
Linds is probably doing the same thing. Get out of my head Lindsay.

La Lohan is shopping where?

Dood. Something must have gotten lodged into Lindsay's fat-head, because the bitch is shopping at Forever 21. Uh, excuse me?
Yes. After making her rounds yesterday throughout Los Angeles, La Lohan ended up at The Grove - not bad - but then proceeded into Forever 21. Alright. You know, a girl like me shops at that place, not Lindsay. I don't even think Britney Spears would shop at that place.
Uh. Stupid Utah has changed our girl forever. And oh yeah, the boob shot? That's awesome.

Britney's Blackout not doing as well as expected...

The anticipation of Britney's new album is less than it should be. I guess - I don't guess, I read this - that the pre-sale of her album is not doing well.
I don't know why. Her music isn't highly original, but it's fun. Always. Brit, or I should say her producers, always deliver.
I'll be buying it. October 30th peeps.

Heidi and Spencer lack so much, but I love them.

I wouldn't even know where to begin with this one. I'm all out of energy for the day, but I could not let this go by...
Spencer and Heidi decided to film her music video Thursday in Los Angeles. You like how Spencer is filming the thing. It feels somewhat amateur-pornish, no? Yes.
What will they do next? Fuck! They were doing publicity at Taco Bell earlier this week. And then this. This is why I love them.

Deshawn Stevenson has an unhealthy obsession for Lindsay...

Jeebus. It's sooo good to see someone else that has an obsession for Lindsay Lohan. It makes me feel sane again, ya know? Or wait, it might make me feel creepier...
Deshawn Stevenson who plays basketball for the Washington Wizards is apparently offering up about 10K, just for her digits. Wait, what?!
Here's what he posted on his myspace page:

I Got A Couple Ppl On The Lindsay LoHan Deal………………. But Im Giving Somebody 10 Stacks If They Hook That Sh*t Up…………….. 4 U Slow Ppl 10 Thousand Dollars 2 The First Muthaf*cker Get Me The Contact 4 Her!!!!!!! Before My Ppl Get The Number They Moving 2 Slow 4 Me So Holla At Yo Boy If U Need That 10,000 Grand!!!!!!!!! U Kno I Need That White Girl Lindsay Lohan…………. First N*gga Or Female Get Me That Sh*t I Wire That Money Str8 2 Ur Account Hit Me On Email If U Got The Real Sh*t!!!!!!! TwoFamily@mac.com………………… Yadddddaaaaa Boy

Hell yea boy. I don't know how I would feel if someone was trying to track my shit down like that, they'd probably pay about 50 cents.

Spears, Spears, Spears.

Fuckin-A Britney. Come on. She seriously can't do anything right.
Britney has now lost all visitation rights with Jayden James and Sean Preston. Damn. That is not good. I keep defending the cheeto-eating bitch, but she just keeps doing dumb shit.
The only logical explanation as to why she would have lost all visitation rights would be because she failed the drug and alcohol test.

Lindsay is looking for a new apartment.

Ew. Can I just say that I am not a fan of the lumberjack-plaid that's going on these days? Alright, I'll probably be wearin the shit in like two months - after it's grown on me - and it'll totally be out of style by then. Whatevs, Linds is rockin it.
La Lohan is in the market for a new apartment. Apparently the house and the apartment she owns are not enough. Where the hell is Dina? Do you think that by getting sober Linds realized that Dina is a crazy publicity hungry bitch? And where's MIchael?
Ooooh Lindsay.

Kirsten Dunst smells?

I don't know that I believe this, but I like it. Kirsten Dunst seems mellow. She's not always all glammed out, she stays out of the press and she just looks like a hippie. That equals mellow, right?
Well, apparently her friends are saying that she smells. An insider at Star Magazine says:
“Kirsten’s friends have nicknamed her ‘Stinky.’ She always has the worst body odor!” But [stylist] Weiss says that’s an easy one to fix. “She should make sure to always wear tank tops so she can wash her underarms often when she’s out.”

Uh, I dig the need to be different. I dig her far from perfect teeth. But when you smell, that's just wrong. Gross.

Riley Gile's ex speaks out. But wait, what about Lindsay?

Breanna Tierney is using her position as Riley Gile's ex-fiance, for some time in the limelight. Yeah, I'd do it too. For the money. I don't know that I'd want to be known as the bitch that got dumped for fire crotch...
Alright, so Breanna is telling the Enquirer all about the first time she met Lindsay and how she knew it was over with Fug Giles. She mentions that as soon as she found out that her ring (the engagement ring) was cubic zirconium, she knew it was over. Then why the fuck did she continue on with him and support him through rehab? Dumb bitch that dated an even dumber bitch.
Riley and La Lohan won't last. No way.

"She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn't seem sincere at all.
"A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to 'take a break.' I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay."
"But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done. Lindsay has no morals and needs some serious help — besides drug rehab — for all her other problems."

Hahaha. Breanna and Fug Giles were together for like three years! Not to mention that, I like the whole - having sex in the stairwell - that'a girl Lindsay.
Ahhh. Lindsay ALWAYS comes through. And ya'all wonder why I'm obsessed with the biatch.
She's fabulosity. No? YEEESSSS.

Kat Von Douche. Aww, just playin.

Kat Von D was at the TMobile Sidekick LX launch party on Tuesday night. She just recently got a new tattoo of her best friend Pixie.
But where she got the tattoo is more interesting.Kat's tattoo How long have they been friends? Whatever, this bitch can get whatever tattoos she wants, her voice can attest to that, right?
I think Kat Von D is gorgeous, and I was forming a positive opinion about her until like two people - in one day - told me that she's a total bitch. Like in person, she sucks. I guess I could see that, huh?
Whatever, she's 25 years-old. Let her do her thang.

Kimora and her Baby Phat.

Kimora Lee Simmons is my new obsession. Have you watched her reality show? This girl is pure class. Really, she is. Just because you have more money than god, doesn't mean you got class, but this girl does.
She's a fucking tomcat, and I don't even know what that means. Really. Kimora is fierce, she works hard and I didn't realize that she was a model. But she was...
Anyhow, here she is with her two daughters and her man - Dijmon Hounsou. He's a model and a dancer. He acts too, but that list is nothing to write home about. Well wait, I shouldn't discount a role on Beverly Hills 90210, should I?

Lindsay is a boyfriend stealer. SWEET.

Awesome. Lindsay Lohan is proving me wrong. She doesn't need to be on drugs to cause a commotion.
It seems that Riley Giles had a girlfriend when he met LaLohan, and never broke up with her. He just stopped calling. Can you blame him?
I mean yeah, that's totally the pussy way out, but did the girlfriend actually think that Linds would stay away? Nah. It ain't no thang for her.
Right on girlfriend. Lindsay is not in the wrong at all. Riley is. He's the one that was committed, not Lindsay.
Whatever. They're all so young. Do it up Lindsay!

Mariah Carey turned away.

Still hanging out in Los Angeles, Mariah Carey was out on the town last night. After reportedly being turned away at the door at Hyde, she made her way to Winston's.
So what's the deal with Mariah Carey being turned away? She's a fucking legend man? Hyde will let people in like Heidi and Spencer - who do press at Taco Bell - but not Mimi???
Lame-o.

Nekky pictures of Vanessa Hudgens are doing some damage.

I knew this was coming. Disney has decided to not include Vanessa Hudgens in their next installment of High School Musical. It'll be the third for Disney, but not for Vanessa...
What's at play here? Uh, her nekked photos guys! I think it's silly, but I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. Disney exclusively told Ok! magazine about their decision.
Oh well. She probably doesn't care. I mean come on, she's dating Zac Efron and she's getting more press now than ever before.
Sweet deal.

Britney's lookin rough.

We all know that Britney can't stay away from Starbucks for more than 24 hours, but it's all good.
Brit was in Malibu Tuesday offering straws to the paps. Totally random. She looks horrible. Wait, I take that back. Miss Spears looked like supreme white trash. That pink top and her hair are atrocious.
Poor, poor Britney. When is she with her kids?

Miss Lohan is shopping in Los Angeles.

Yeeeeaahhh. La Lohan is making the rounds in L.A. Do you believe all that shit about Lindsay being broke? I don't.
I'm totally believing that she spent a butt load of money last year, she was partying like a rockstar. Duh. But broke? Fuck no. I don't buy it.
She's already shopping on Robertson Blvd. - uh, she can't be that broke. But (!) she's looking hot and she's here. So that's all that matters, right?
YEAH!

What? Katie Price and Peter Andre are being inappropriate?!

Oh I love it. I just love them. Aside from their horribly tacky wedding, the two of them are horribly tacky and that's what is great about them.
Katie Price has told us in the past about Peter's performance in bed, how big he is, what they do, etc. But this time, it's Peter talking about Katie. Bring it!
Peter said, "Katie is a filthy bitch and I'm her temptation. Everybody has fantasies and when it comes to sexual ones, when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes."
"If we're sat downstairs with the kids and the nanny, Kate tells me off if I discreetly suggest we sneak off upstairs. She'll say, 'Pete, you make it so obvious you want to go upstairs for a shag.' And I get really embarrassed. I'm like, 'Thanks honey!' So that blows that out."

Peter is so Euro-trash, I love it. If you don't watch their show already (it's on E!), then you really should try tuning in. The wedding was great, the preparation for the wedding was great.
It's all great.

Britney matches her wig, to her crusty eye.

Britney, what is on your head? Do you think she does that, just to switch it up a bit? Probably, huh? Whatever, it makes her look crazier and I'm all bout that.
Last night she "turned herself in" to the Van Nuys police station in connection with that hit and run incident from earlier this summer. I really like how people are making a big deal out of this, like something bad is actually going to come out of this. Yeah right. They don't give a fuck, she doesn't give a fuck.
You know Brit keeps telling people that she's wearing those sunglasses because she has pink eye. Is that the reason for the GD pink wig? And, come on. Who in the world has pink eye for like a week.
Okay, so maybe a lot of people. I don't know.