Tori Spelling is going to be on the next Dancing With The Stars?!

YAY!!! I love Tori Spelling! She's the poo.
Here's the list of the dancers for this season, which won't be announced until tomorrow morning on Good Morning America, I think...

TORI "she's the shit" SPELLING!!!
Aaron Carter
Gisele
Wayne Newton
Mark Cuban
Dr.Quinn (the medicine woman?) ha
Mel B. She won't be dancing though.
Jennie Garth
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Lou Ferrigno
Nia Peeples
Richard Quest
Sabrina Bryan
Helio Castroneves

Maybe I'll actually watch this time...

Nick Hogan is a dumbass.

Nick's mom released a statement today regarding the horrible accident that he and his friend were in yesterday. She fails to mention that it's all her son's fault, and that he's stupid.
"My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night. Nick suffered minor injuries and has been treated and released from the hospital. At this time, his friend, John Graziano remains hospitalized. Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family. His sole concern is for the well being of his friend. On behalf of my family, we ask that your thoughts and prayers be with John and his loved ones."

Also, Nick got a ticket earlier this year for going something like 80 miles an hour in a 45 zone. It was a construction zone too, which obviously makes it worse.
Dumb fucking kid. I feel bad for the passenger John, I mean, he knew what was going on, but Nick just sounds like a spoiled kid that pushed it way too far this time.

This girl is non-stop. And crazy.

Britney Spears is being targeted in a child abuse investigation here in Los Angeles County. Does this girl's drama/badluck never end?
Brit's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, was in court this morning with K-Fed's lawyer, working out the details. There hasn't been anything released as to why they chose to target her, but her ridiculous actions may have something to do with it...

Owen Wilson releases a sickly statement.

Owen Wilson released a statement, that does nothing to satisfy my curiosity, or yours for that matter.
"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

Yeah, alright. I get it, but jeez. I wanna know what really happened!

Owen Wilson attempts suicide?

This is crazy, Owen Wilson was taken in an ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles around noon today, Perez is saying that it was attempted suicide, but TMZ.com is reporting just the facts at this point.
The Santa Monica Police Department released a statement to TMZ, basically not telling anything.
"On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 pm officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department at the 900 block of 23rd Street. The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated."
Now Perez is saying that he tried to slit his left wrist and that he took a bunch of pills. He's getting his information from Star magazine and The National Enquirer. How much of what they're saying do you think is true?
If it was attempted suicide, that's really sad. If not, he's better off, but I still hope he's okay.

Hulk Hogan's son was in a bad car accident...

Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, was in a serious car accident this afternoon in Clearwater, Florida. TMZ.com is reporting that Nick was driving really fast, when his car lost control and hit a raised median.
He was driving a Toyota Supra, and he's like 19 years-old. That is the wrong car to be driving at that age. Anyhow, he and the passenger were taken by helicopter to a hospital in St.Petersburg, and what I'm reading is that both boys are seriously injured.
That sucks. Be careful.

Kanye and Fiddy: both bitches?

Was there ever a feud going on between Fiddy and Kanye? According to the AP, Kanye said that he talks to Fiddy, "all the time."
Then, I read on Hollyscoop.com, that the boys were hanging out in NYC together, at a bar, taking shots. Hmm, does it smell like a publicity stunt?
I can't figure it out. I could see all this talk of them being friends coming out just because it looked like Kanye was going to KILL Fiddy in record sales come September 11th, when they both debut their new albums. Although I could also see both of them being bitches and doing this for publicity.
Who cares anyways, right? I know I'm not running out to the stores when both of their albums drop. I don't even think I wanna hear either one...

Britney has a run-in with the fuzz.

Britney was pulled over by the cops last night, but not because they suspected her of drunk driving, the bitch was speeding. How boring Brit!
The superstar pop princess was headed to Las Vegas to meet up with Criss Angel, Hollyscoop.com is reporting. The Britster was pulled over just outside of downtown, on the I-10 east. Evidently she was speeding, and was let off with nothing more than a warning.
Lucky girl! Who was accompanying her on this trip? Two of her backup dancers. They're probably gay, by the looks of it, straight guys aren't that cute...
Where are the children? K-Fed is currently in North Carolina shooting an episode of "One Tree Hill," without the small fries...

George Clooney and Cameron Diaz???

Yep. The two of them were named, by Forbes.com, L.A.'s sexiest singles. Pretty sweet huh? You think they'll get an abundance of dates now?
Haha, as if they needed Forbes.com to tell them that they're hot and desirable...

Fidel Castro is dead?

That's what Perez is saying. He said that last Friday too, but it could have happened last Friday, and they're just not telling us until today...
What do you think???