Tila Tequila, what?

Do ya'all remember the phenomenon that was Tila Tequila about a year ago? The chick that got famous from Myspace? Well, the bitch has her own reality show now. Yep.
MTV and Tila Tequila have announced that her new reality show will be a quest to find Tila some love... Men and women will be competing for her attention. I think it's gonna be great.
Here's what she posted on her Myspace page:
My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me....having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love.....but there is a catch.....the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love....the only twist is....yes, there is another twist....the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS....WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

Haha. I love the world of reality television.

Is the engagement off for Heidi and Spencer?

I don't like this, because I think it's gay, but let's hope it's not true... I'm reading that Heidi and Spencer are going to fake a breakup? What?!
Sources reveal to Ok! magazine (the new place to reveal your shit), that Heidi and Spencer are going to stage a breakup in order to keep all this publicity around. Ew. What do you think?
I don't think they would do that, but then again, I'm new fans of the duo... Of course Brody Jenner says he wouldn't put it past Spencer.
I think Heidi and Lauren should just scrap. My money is on the little one.

LiLo

After not seeing her father for three years, Michael Lohan visited Lindsay yesterday while the starlet is in rehab. Of course Dina, who just looks WEIRD, notified the press immediately, and released a statement. I think Dina likes the attention more than Lindsay. Is that even possible?
Somebody should tell that bitch in rehab, that we miss her crazy shit.
Get her out of rehab so she can start doing coke again. I really think it brings out the best side in her.

Nicole Richie's looking good.

Nicole Richie is looking great. I'm not so sure about that dress though.
Richie was at last nights Fashion Rocks in NYC.

Shia LeBeouf is schmeebing it.

If he's not already everyones new obsession, he should be. He smokes and everything! He's too perfect.
Shia LeBeouf was hanging out in Toluca Lake yesterday, and yes folks, that is THE VALLEY.

Extensions sewn INTO the hat...

Hot mess. She's not even that anymore! She is looking tore-up these days. Beat. Haggard. Spent.
Anyhow, MTV has finally verified that Ms.Spears will in fact be opening the VMA's this Sunday. Disaster?
I think so.

Vanessa Hudgens is naked?

Remember when I told ya about the naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens that were supposed to surface? Well, here's one... I think.
It kind of looks real, but not really... Would she really be carrying that damn Louis Vuitton that is clearly circa Newlyweds (Nick and Jessica, remember?) days?
I don't know...

Simple answers: Zac Efron.

This boy is ALL kinds of fine.

Awesome.

Spencer's gonna surprise a lot of people.
Here's a start:
"I'm gonna run for governor in a few years. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can be the governor of California, Spencer Pratt can be the governor of California. Heidi's learning to be a first lady. She could be my Hillary Clinton!"

--Spencer Pratt talks about wanting to be governor of CA because he's talking political classes at USC.

Lily Allen is a badass. Not from the Valley, but still a badass.

I love this girl! She was at the GQ Men of The Year awards last night in London, and she was drunk. I guess she started talking shit while Madonna (HA!) was giving a speech.
There was also some sort of debauchle when she got up to go to the bathroom and almost fell... I love how she gets drunk all the time! It's awesome. And she's not exactly a sweetheart all the time. That's even better!