Travis Barker and Shanna Moehkler. Ew.

This on again, off again couple are the new Pamela and Tommy Lee. But grosser.
Is that even possible?

Loving me some Shia.

Yum yum. Shia LeBeouf announced the name of the new Indiana Jones movie last night at the VMA's. It's Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull.
I don't care what it's called, he's in it; I'm there.

Britney's silly.

BItch couldn't even get her nails done?! Come on, I mean, I know you got kids and all, but your nails? For an awards show?
She keeps proving how white trash she really is...
She's not even a hot mess anymore.

Miss South Carolina tries to play it cool.

This bitch is dumb, you gotta feel sorry for her, because she tries, yet does not succeed. Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton pokes fun at herself, but she sucks at that too.

Britney's performance at the VMA's. Weaksauce.

Did you see Britney perform tonight? She didn't fall or anything, but her performance was anything but memorable.
She was totally lipsynching. Okay, we can't expect much more from her, but she should have worn more clothes because her body is NOT what it used to be. She looks HORRIBLE.
Damn. She was wearing blue contacts too. And where was the Criss Angel magic? I thought that's why they've been hanging out.
Britney's done I think. Over. Yesterdays news. Dunzo. I feel sorry for her, for sure. She's pretty much a hasbeen at this point.
Check out her performance.

LAX, anyone?

Damn. How sweet would it have been to be at LAX last night beside this table of all stars? Britney, Diddy and Paris were found at a table together at club LAX in Las Vegas, Saturday night.
Just like XTina, they're all in town for the MTV VMA Awards. Wanna-be celebrity, Allie Sims was also present. But who cares about her? She's lame.

Christina Aguilera: hot mommy.

Hot mommy. Christina Aguilera showed up looking radiant last night in Las Vegas, at club LAX. XTina is in town (just like everyone else), for the MTV VMA's.
I can't wait to see Britney.

Vanessa Hudgens apologizes for her NAKED pictures.

Vanessa Hudgens apologized for the naked pictures of herself that made their way to the internet. But it doesn't really seem to be a huge ordeal.
That's a good thing, I guess.

I'm not diggin the blonde on Nelly.

I don't know how I feel about a blonde Nelly Furtado. She was in Vegas last night at Jet, but she didn't have to go blonde just because she's in Vegas.
Yeah yeah. You're a supermodel and mommy, si mommy.

Is Britney gonna fuck up tomorrow?

Britney's in Vegas for the MTV VMA awards tomorrow night. Awesome.
She's been spotted already with Criss Angel all over Vegas. What is she thinking? Then again, what was she thinking when she shaved her head? Or, when she hit that car and just took off? Or when she married K-Fed, or when she went in the ocean with in her bra and underwear...?
Who knows? This bitch is crazy, and I can't wait to see what she does tomorrow. It may not be a horrible performance, but she's guaranteed to be in some type of predicament.
Don't you feel sorry for her? Kind of like Heidi Montag...