We are family. Where's your mom?!

Britney's familly has rallied around her. Probably because there is a strong possibility that K-Fed will get full custody for a little while. Apparently, there were witness statements brought to court, saying that Brit has done drugs during the duration of this child custody battle.
She's doin it again. Britney, Britney. She keeps goin downhill.

NEW YORK CITY

Spotted; LC from the Hills and Denis Leary on a flight from LAX to JFK
Monday September 17 8pm est

New York, New York.

I'm goin to New York for five days, so, you're gonna have to get your info elsewhere. BUT!!! I will be back, don't you worry.

Lindsay: Come home!

That's my girl. Within hours of working out, Linds is lighting up. Pretty sweet, huh?
Still looking good, but I don't know whether to attribute that to her seeing her father, and maybe minimizing time with Dina, or if it's because she had sex in the bathroom at her rehab facility...
Who was the lucky guy?

Beth Ditto is a Beth DON'T.

Beth Ditto is nasty. Nastiness. She looks worse than Britney, and no one is being that mean to her.
Then again, they'll NEVER ask her to open an awards show, and if they do, you know they won't let her wear this. Or I hope not.
I don't get the whole, "I'm fat, so that means you wanna see my body" thing. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Old skool.

Ahh. Remember when Jasons hair looked this dumb? And Heidi's nose was, well, different? Don't they just look so young and not yet jaded by Hollywood? Fresh faced from Orange County, ready to get some DUI's, and have a sex tape, and blah blah blah.
Did ya'll see last nights episode? One thing that I think is UBER lame, is the fact that they are trying to play up Lauren and Jasons reunion. But we ALL know, thanks to me and others, that Jason is engaged to some USC chica. So, MTV, don't try and pull your post production bullshizz on us, we know what's up.
On to Audrina. Bitch couldn't get any dumber, and I don't think her upper lip could get any smaller (and I'm leaving out the eye thing) ... She's hanging out with Justin Bobby again. Surprised? Don't be.
Heidi got the job, yay Heidi. And Spencer was barely in this episode. I missed him!

Madonna's strappin it on?!

Just because she's almost 50 years-old, doesn't mean she's not having sex anymore. Madge and her man, Guy Ritchie, were seen leaving a London hotel, with a strap-on in a bag... Haha. That's awesome!
This December, the couple will have been married for 7 years...

Poor Brit Brit.

On her way home from Las Vegas, Britney arrives in Los Angeles. She doesn't look too happy...

Posh is hip.

Victoria Beckham looked smashing this afternoon in NYC at the Oscar De La Renta fashion show.
I think she's class all the way. Well, as much as a Brit can pull off...

Justin snubs the girls from The Hills... YEAHHHH.

Yeahhhhh. Justin "he's mine" Timberlake snubbed those little bitches (the ones I don't really care for), from The Hills. Lauren Conrad is known to have a celebrity crush on JT, but I wonder if she still likes him after last night?
When Audrina, Lauren and Whitney tried to present Justin with his award last night for Best Male Artist of The Year, he didn't even acknowledge them while on stage.
No nod. No hug. No nothing. Fucking awesome. He voiced at many points during the evening last night that he wants MTV to stop playing so much reality tv, and start playing more music videos.
Whatever you say Justin, and I'm on board.
I wonder if he would give Heidi and Spencer the time of day?