Becks may be in trouble again.

David Beckhams ex-lover, who he cheated on Posh with, is moving to Los Angeles to get her acting career going. Rebecca Loos, no you can't make shit up like that, was the Beckhams nanny a few years back, until her and D.Becks were exposed.
Or maybe it was something like Loos opened her loose lips to the media to make some money. Anyways, she's coming to town, and supposedly Posh is not happy about it.
Loos has already made some dumbass comments about how if she sees them out, she'll probably talk to them, and that Posh would probably talk to her. After all, she was their nanny, right? Pssshhh, wrong.
I hope there is a run in, and I hope when it does happen that the paps will be right there to see it.

Becks may be in trouble again.

David Beckhams ex-lover, who he cheated on Posh with, is moving to Los Angeles to get her acting career going. Rebecca Loos, no you can't make shit up like that, was the Beckhams nanny a few years back, until her and D.Becks were exposed.
Or maybe it was something like Loos opened her loose lips to the media to make some money. Anyways, she's coming to town, and supposedly Posh is not happy about it.
Loos has already made some dumbass comments about how if she sees them out, she'll probably talk to them, and that Posh would probably talk to her. After all, she was their nanny, right? Pssshhh, wrong.
I hope there is a run in, and I hope when it does happen that the paps will be right there to see it.

You know that gay guy that cried over Britney?

I smelled this coming a mile away. Chris Cocker, that crazy bitch that told us all to "Leave Britney alone," is probably going to end up with his own reality television show.
I would love to think that it's going to be great, because come on, more drama on tv doesn't hurt anyone, but other than being a Britney fan and being a mo, what does he have going for him? I'd wear a hat if I were him.

Knock that dog off your head Wino!

Who the fuck got a hold of Amy Winehouses hair?! Here she is, sticking her crack arm out the window to recieve a letter...

Damn, damn and damn again.

Okay, get this shit, I know I'm a few hours behind, but I was unable to post this earlier. Back to the matter at hand, Britney is in some deep poo with the whole custody issue regarding her chitlen...
A judge has ordered that she be tested twice a week for booze and controlled substances (that's drugs idiot). Shitty for her! What they're saying is, is that Brit and K-Fed cannot drink or do drugs, 12 hours before they see the small frys. Damn. That's pretty harsh, no?
Their custody remains at 50/50 for the moment. But, here are some stipulations that go along with that 50/50 deal:
Neither one of them can talk smack about each other or each others families in public.
Brit and K-Fed (or anyone else) cannot use corporal punishment on the kids. (ppppssshh, what's been going on?)
They both must complete a "Parenting Without Conflict" program AND go to co-parenting counseling together.
As I said before, neither one can drink or do drugs within 12 hours of having the children in their care.

Those are some pretty Adolf-a like rules. What is this? Jeebus. I don't even think Britney got her GED, how's she gonna pass that parenting class?

Hot momma.

Ok! Magazine is reporting that XTina is going to give birth to a baby boy, later this year. Although she still hasn't publicly acknowledged her pregnancy, we all know that Paris Hilton kind of fucked that one up last weekend at the VMA's by announcing that "Christina Aguilera is the prettiest pregnant woman I know." Or some shit like that.
Poor Paris, never thinking clearly...
But yay about XTina, huh?

My favorite Brits.

Jordan, aka, Katie Price is known for her loud mouth. She talks very openly about her sex life with husband, Peter Andre.
Whatever. They're British, what can you expect?
Here is what she said in a recent interview:
"Pete is the sicko, not me. I'm an extremist. Have you seen the film Hostel? Our sex life is like that."

Happy Birthday Heidi.

Heidi was hanging out at Los Angeles club LAX last night in celebration of her birthday. She looks so cute. Do you think LC showed up? Wait, no. She was at Kennedy airport two feet away from me bitching. She seemed annoyed.
Whatever. Happy Birthday Miss Montag.
Even though I love her, she should leave the dancing to the professionals, cuz she busted out and well, girl ain't got no rhythm.
Check it out.

Jamie Lynn DOES JT?!

No bad blood between these members of the Spears family. And guess where they were (Jamie Lynn and her dad)? At Justin "he's mine" Timberlake's show in Los Angeles Monday night.
Let's hope that Jamie Lynn keeps her shit together. She's got a fighting chance, seeing as how she's witnessing firsthand the craziness of her sister...

JLo has a bun in the oven?

In-Touch Weekly is reporting that J-Lo is pregnant, so in turn, everyone else is reporting on that... I think it's gonna be weird. A baby that has a bangin mom, and a scary looking father. What's that all about?!
Supposedly she has already had an ultrasound, revealing that she is 12 weeks pregnant. That's pretty sweet. I think she should have gotten knocked up by Ben Affleck, yeah yeah, I know that they were totally overdone, but at least the baby would have a fighting chance.
Marc Anthony is pretty busted looking.