Especially because I'm on it, like the gays are on little Zach Efron right now. So, Perezhilton.com just posted words back at what Roseanne Barr said about him on her blog, but what she said was in defense of her alleged drunken behavior that Perez has been talking about for days.
The comedian had posted some silly blogs ranting and raving about things, and as a "result" of this blogging, blamed it on one of her assistants, and then posted a blog saying that she fired the assistant in question.
Yes, I reported on Roseannes tyrade the other day, but she was joking. Not gonna lie and say that I knew she was joking, but I didn't think it was a huge deal. But come on Perez. Don't ya think you're being a whiny little baby? I do. I forgot though, you're a bitch. And I mean that in the sweetest way possible. Really.
I'm realizing that just because Perez was smart with his whole, tribute to Paris thing and getting famous from his blog about celebrities and all, but he sounds kind of like a drag. Not queen, but just a downer. Now I think I know why Kathy Griffin doesn't really like him.
Okay. Here it is. This is off of Perez's site:
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This woman needs serious psychiatric help!
Roseanne has gone over the edge, using humor to personally attack Perez. Making threats to someone’s life is funny? NOT!
The washed up sitcom star has posted a series of even more bizarre bulletins on her official MySpace page.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:35 PM
Subject: i wish that perez h.
Body: would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs. He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:48 PM
Subject: i am not rosie odonnell
Body: and tired of people thinking i am. One, I am cute, two, i like guns and I am crazy not depressed. I am glad that whoopi got the job on the view and not me after all. She is perfect for that show… and like rosie she will talk about things that have nothing to do with working people, public schools, or unions, or how both parties are irrelevant to this country’s constitution. Plus, I would not be able to stop staring at Barbara Walters’ head the whole time. It is huge. she looks like mr. burns.
Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:58 PM
Subject: posh spice looks
Body: like a ghoul dressed up like a drag queen.
We wish that we could make fun of this, but these disturbing rants are nothing to laugh at.
We hope that Roseanne gets the help that she so obviously needs.
And, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved.
Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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