You know that gay guy that cried over Britney?

I smelled this coming a mile away. Chris Cocker, that crazy bitch that told us all to "Leave Britney alone," is probably going to end up with his own reality television show.
I would love to think that it's going to be great, because come on, more drama on tv doesn't hurt anyone, but other than being a Britney fan and being a mo, what does he have going for him? I'd wear a hat if I were him.