Zac and Vanessa: The most perfect couple EVER.

These two are just TOO damn cute! They're always happy, smiling and laughing. Yesterday they stopped to get gas in Burbank, and of course, the wonderful paparazzi were there too.

The Britney saga continues...

Everyday. Every GD day. Britney Spears was out yesterday doing something. Big whoop, right? Well, do you see her little, I mean BIG, pit stain?
What could it be? And does she only sweat on one side of her body?
Oh yeah, word out right now is that she's trying to get back with K-Fed. He's allegedly dating Playboy model Nicole Narain -Colin Farrel's ex- and Britney does not like it.
Maybe that's why she's talking about fleeing the country and going to Cuba. Does she know that we as Americans, aren't welcome there? That we're not supposed to go...? Or, that we can't go?

Boohoo.

So the word out right now is that Kate Hudson broke up with Dax Shepard, but didn't tell him about it. Ok! Magazine is reporting that Dax had to hear it from a friend.
"Dax got a phone call about it from a friend. He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him."
Hmmm. That's pretty weak, Kate. But I guess I don't expect too much from her. So taking the high-road is out of the question.

Pam Soloman. Rick Anderson.

What?! Remember I said something about Pam Anderson and Rick Soloman the other day? I may have mentioned the fact that they were talking about getting married. Whatever.
Well, they did get married. Supposedly in Vegas, today. That girl marries guys like it's going out of style. Seriously. Can't she be just move in with the guys? She insists upon marrying them. And then divorcing them too.

Paris on Letterman.

Uh, she's being kind of sucky. Even Martha Stewart has a good sense of humor. Paris is probably really sweet, but she seems a bit boring. Not funny, or maybe just a little too sensitive?

Kingston...

I'm not a huge fan of Gwen Stefani, but look at that baby! OMG!
He's absolutely gorgeous.

Out of control. Seriously.

This is literally, insanity. I know, I know. I think that she likes the attention, most of the time. But what about when she doesn't?
The one thing I will give to Britney is that she is almost always nice to the paps. Almost always. Yes, she freaked out and waved an umbrella at them, but she was bald remember? I think a bald chick is certifiable, no?
If you watch the video, look how uncomfortable she seems. Really fidgety, she doesn't really know what to do. Anyways, this was the scene in Malibu yesterday as Brit tried to get some Starbucks... The poor thing.

Lily Allen, what?

One of my favorite ladies. Lily Allen is said to be upset about the size of models. Yes, the size of supermodels.
I get that not all models should be anorexic skinny like Kate Moss, but is this brand new information? I didn't think so. Supermodels being skinny has kinda been the trend since, what, about 1960? Lily, I love ya girl, you know you're my girl crush, but get a clue.
She's on a "mission" to find and change the faces of magazines and the runways. Lily is a size 10, and that's probably what sparked all of this. She doesn't look like a size 10 at all.
I still love you Lily.

Is your shirt on Justin?

Hot stuff. Justin "he's mine" Timberlake showed up in Beverly Hills last night for the Declare Yourself 2008 party. The organization helps to spread awareness about empowering young people to vote.
Whatever. Anyways, Justin looked great as per usual. He came alone, which is good. I wonder if he finally dropped the boring as hell Jessica Biel.
Dump her and marry me.

Really Rumer?

I don't care where she is, or what she is doing. Rumer Willis should not have gone blonde. Some people just don't get it.
I know this is a little bit harsh, but I honestly don't think that this girl could get any uglier. Maybe she needs to grow into that head. Maybe her face will catch up with her mouth.
I don't know.

Nicole Richie's boobs.

Look at her boobs! She looks absolutely fabulous. Fabulous.
Nicole Richie is 6 months pregnant. 6 months. Crazy. She was at the Beverly Hills Salon yesterday -getting her hair done- and she ordered pizza for herself and her beau, Joel. Richie got a mushroom, pepperoni and a vegetarian pizza.
That's a lot.

Paris CAN.

Following in the footsteps of JLo, Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and a bunch more, Paris Hilton has her own perfume now. You ready for the name of it?
Um, it's called "Can Can". Supposedly, this perfume was inspired by the movie Moulin Rouge. Okay, where's the connection?
Aw, Paris is trying her hardest and she's becoming richer everyday.

This sucks.

David Beckhams dad had a heart-attack. David was seen rushing to a hospital in London, trying not to cry. This happened yesterday, and of course -because she's a good wife- Posh has already cancelled all of her shizz, and is on her way to London.

Steve-O is a Fuck-O.

This is all over the place. LiLo apparently stole a bag of blow from Steve-O. Way to go Linds. It was probably super easy too. He's totally the guy that you would jack shit from.
Haha. Okay, wait. Steve-O actually called his cocaine, "boog-suge." Isn't that so cute? I wouldn't hang out with -or do drugs with- Steve-O if you paid me $75K. $80K and I'd think about it, but also, it would depend on the drugs. Ya, know?

She really likes blue, huh?

LiLo. We love you. You contribute nothing to society, or to the entertainment industry, and yet, my fondness for you grows.

Carrot nothing. Ew.

I know I'm a little late this morning, but hopefully, this lovely image will make up for it.
Carrot Top. Doesn't he look like Fergie?! Or, I guess I should say that Fergie looks like him. Which is something that I've been saying all along!!!

Lindsay is looking good.

Our little LiLo. Love her.
When the eff is she getting out? Dina is saying that she is not getting out anytime soon. I like the extra pounds, she looks great.

Pink and Carey Hart are DUNZO.

I heard about a month ago that Carey Hart- his wifey is Pink- had cheated on her with some stripper. A bunch of people saw it, it was reported about, blah, blah, blah.
Well, I guess the rumors were true because last weekend Pink was spotted at club Eleven in West Hollywood, and UsWeekly is reporting that she was overheard telling a friend that it's not the same with him anymore. Basically she's saying that they need their space.
A source on the Hart team is saying that they are 100%, getting a divorce. Yeah, big fuckin surprise, right? Are you disappointed? I know I'm not. I dig the whole marriage thing- for those of you that want it- but it's just not realistic, ya dig?

Blue-eyed Brit.

Shit, just when I commented on those damn glasses she's been wearing, she goes and puts those blue contacts in again. I just don't get the colored contacts, they look so fake.
Britney was in Malibu yesterday tanning. Exciting, huh?

Because it's XTINA.

Christina Aguilera is a pure vision. All the time. This girl has it all. Now, she has a perfume line too.
Showin off that sexy back, this is her new perfume ad. XTINA really has a thing for the old 30's and 40's Hollywood glam, huh? It suits her well.

Zac and Vanessa, out n' about in H-Wood.

I thought they were dunzo? Me and my LL were just talking about Zac and Vanessa last night.
Personally, I think they're super good friends, who may have hooked up a few times-maybe not- but I don't think it's young love. It probably has a lot to do with publicity. Just like Vanessas nekky pics.
Either way, they're both gorgeous. Fierce, fierce, fierce.

Pam Anderson is doin Rick Solomon.

So there are reports -all over the damn place- that Pam Anderson has been partying like a rock star ever since she's been assisting in a magic show in Las Vegas.
Haha. I have to laugh out loud when I'm reminded that she's assisting in a magic show. I shouldn't scoff, she probably makes more in one show, than I make in a year.
But back to Pam; doesn't she have hepatitis c? I know that effects your liver pretty hardcore, and she's still doin it up in Sin City? Maybe she doesn't get it.
And oh shit, get this; she's been dating- and has told friends that she's engaged and in love- to Rick Solomon. Remember Rick Solomon? The other face in the green light in Paris' sex video? Yep, Pam's got P-Funk's leftovers. I think she's used to that though.

Own it girl.

I don't care, I still like her. I realize, that most people are on team "Heidi and Spencer suck," but who cares, she shops at Chanel and you probably don't.
In a recent interview Heidi comes clean about her plastic surgery. I don't think there's anything wrong with plastic surgery, but fucking own it. Good job Heidi.
Here's what she had to say:

"I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”

"I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, “I’m so proud of you.” It was like he was wishing me well off to school: “Love you! Bye!” But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”

Narcissism at it's best.

This is purely for entertainment. Right, as if you come here for hard hitting news, huh?
Anyhow, I'm loving LiLo's ring, maybe I should get one with my initials... Also, the t-shirt that Paris is sporting is kind of cool too, if it was of me, I'd wear it.
Samantha Ronson? Egh, whatevs on her. She hooked up with LiLo, so I can say I'm a bit jealous, but she's jackin her style too. And Britney, fuck. I give up.

Tom Brady, who?

Bridget Moynahan has shown nothing but class during the whole-Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen- thing, right? I think so. First of all, she was pregnant, and Tom left her for Gisele. Not saying that anyone should stay in a relationship to be nice, but come on, Gisele? Right away? That had to burn.
Anyhow, since then, she had the baby and I LOVE the fact that the baby does not hold the Brady name. Haha. That's awesome.
Bridget hasn't said anything negative about either Gisele or her baby's daddy, Tom. And now, her andd her little man are on the cover of Ok! Magazine. And- here's the best part- the money that she was paid for the photoshoot, she gave it all to charity. Not even Britney did that. Not even Stupid Branjelina did that.
Class, class, class.

Britney caught on video.

Well, it looks like Britney has bounced back from her horrible stint of, well, looking really stupid a bunch of times. Brit stopped at a Quiznos yesterday in Westwood, because she had to pee, real bad.
The only thing I don't get- after watching the video you may feel the same- is why in the hell did she bring one of the paps inside the bathroom? I don't know, whenever I start to feel sorry for her, she does something gross or dumb. Like when she was photographed going inside of a public restroom with no shoes on, a Chevron to be exact, in Santa Monica where I'm pretty sure homeless people hang out.
Watching Britney's career go downhill, is almost as bad as the two hours of my life I lost last night watching Across The Universe. But I can say that I never get tired of watching Brit. She's weird!

Like, WHOA.

I don't care. She looks like shit here, and I'm embracing it.
I would love to say that maybe she's rollin. But I know she's not,because she's way too much of a square.
Grody! She's hooking up with Brody! Maybe not anymore, but she did.
Grody on his part too. She's probably horrible in the sack.

A fine piece of ass.

Dane Cook is annoying, and he's only mildly funny. But damn is he hot!
Dane has recently been in NYC filming a movie with Kate Hudson. Let's hope he doesn't date her and then try and off-himself.

Paris Hilton is meeting peeps on the street...

Paris is such a badass. Her new boy-toy is a 22 year-old Swedish guy that she met on the street. How perfect is that? Or, I should say, how Paris is that?
Why can't she meet me on a street corner?

Get me outta here!

Aww. The babies are comforting each other. It's actually very cute and sweet. Sean Preston (on the right) seems to be comforting the little Jayden James.
At least we can see that the boys are close, and that's gotta count for something, right?!

The Hills girls are hanging out at The Dime?

Oh jeebus. Tonight was a damn good episode. I'll start with sweet little Heidi. I have to say, she's going to make a beautiful bride. Awww, look at me, getting all sappy.
Anyhow, ouch on the whole Spencer not telling his family about the wedding. What's he doing? I'm going to say that he forgot. Maybe it was all the teeth-whitening stuff, ya know?
So Lauren is still UBER lame, right? I definitely think she's prettier than Katja (Jasons fiance), but cooler? Probably, it doesn't seem to be hard to be cooler than LC. I totally think that she's not over Jason. It has to sting a little bit to see your ex getting hitched, but...
I don't know. I'm being way too nice today, so I'll just stop. Watch the episode though, it's damn good.

Lindsay in rehab. Get out!!!

This girl loves attention. I guess that's part of what makes her so fabulous, huh?

LC, boring? What?!

The most boring video to hit YouTube, ever. Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge doing a Maxim shoot.
First of all, shouldn't Lauren be wearing less clothing? It is Maxim, right? If you watch the video, it's about two minutes of your life, that you can never get back. And for that, I apologize.
I love to hate on Lauren Conrad. After all, I see her all over Los Angeles, and the bitch has yet to recognize that.

Yeah baby, tearin it up. Even in rehab.

Remember a few months ago when we all heard about how Lindsay Lohan had sex in a bathroom at her rehab? Well here's the guy that she allegedly had sex with.
Tony Allen, who is the front man for the band Dead Man Stays Alive , or some bullshit name like that. Anyhow, his wife has filed for divorce, and Lindsay is being fingered as the other woman.
Yeeeeahhhh. That's AWESOME . Shit, we've all done it, right? Caused a divorce, or at least a separation?
I'm loving the Lindsay.

Lily Allen is causin some raucous.

It's my girl crush; Lily Allen. The little spitfire, crazy British chick. This time she's calling attention to the fact that designers don't want to lend her clothes anymore.
Evidently it's because she ruins everything... I guess she got mud on a Julien Macdonald dress, and her dog chewed on some Christian Louboutins. I don't understand why when you're super rich, you borrow things...?
Spring for the purchase.

Doperty, WTF?

Where has Pete Doherty been?! Ew, doing the right thing (?) and getting sober. Weird.
Supposedly he's doing really well, and has started talking to his father again, which is a big deal because his father will not talk to him when he's on drugs.
Doherty could definitely stand to get sober. When you start burning yourself with crack pipes, I think that's a sign that your life might be a little bit unmanageable. What do you think?
Pete wants to be a son to his father, and a father to his son. Yep, he has a child. If anything, get sober for the fuckin kid, right? We will miss your crack burned hands, your crack smoking cats and your cracked out looking face. But hey, all good things must come to an end, right?

The Simpson bitches.

Question: Can you ever have too much of the Simpson girls?
Answer: Yes you can.
Ashley sucks. I can't say that Jessica is too much better, although I used to have a major fondness for her, but Ashley is just, ew. After that damn nose job and also the fact that she's dating Pete Wentz... Double gross.

Missing her FACE.

Aaaaahhhhh! Lindsay, come home. I don't like all this biznass about LiLo going to school, and even worse, studying abroad?! Yeah, well, that's wha Dina's saying.
What if she actually gets sober? Jeebus.

Britney never ceases to amaze me.

There seems to be no end in sight. The girl just keeps doing stupid shit and getting fucked over. Again and again, and again and again.
This time it's her former bodyguard. Tony Barretto.
“She has mental problems, and they are not helped by her taking drugs and alcohol,” Barretto said in the interview. “She was in a terrible state, just sweating and shaking. Her pupils were huge— we thought she was dying.”
That's shitty. He also had this to say about how Brit feels about bein naked.
“”Before I even started working for her, I was warned about her stripping. I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I’ve been extremely embarrassed. She strips off anywhere — at home, recording studios and clubs.”

Come on Audrina. I want to like you, but you make it so hard.

I seriously, cannot believe that Audrina is still hanging out with Justin Bobby. WTF kind of name, is Justin Bobby? It's two names. Does Justin Bobby know that?
Gross. I feel bad for Audrina because she is going to be reminded of Justin Bobby, for the rest of her life. Why? Because she's on fucking national television being treated like shit, from a total tool.
That sucks.

Gyllenho gets caught hanging out...

Is it just me or does Jake Gyllenhall look not-so-good on the new cover of Interview Magazine? He doesn't look bad, I don't know if that's possible for him, but he's definitely not lookin as hot as he can...
He and Reese have reportedly called it quits for awhile, but we'll see how long that lasts. He was strolling around West Hollywood yesterday with who we think is just a publicist... I'm guessing their not dating just because she's not blonde. You know he likes the blondes.

It's Saturday, and nothing is going on yet. So, for shits and giggles, watch a Conan clip.

George Clooney was in the hospital.

Is it wrong that I don't want to be posting about this? But I am anyway, in the name of entertainment and the fact that George Clooney is really hot.
So he got into a motorcycle accident earlier today with his girlfriend Sarah Larson. They are both fine. She broke her foot and he suffered a hairline rib fracture and a little bit of road rash. They were treated at the Palisades Medical Center in Palisades, New Jersey.
Okay, I did it.

Nicole Richie in a bathing suit.

She really is pregnant, huh?

Salma's a momma.

Salma Hayek had her baby today. Yay, right? She had a little girl, and her name is Valentina Paloma Pinault. Her publicist says that both Salma and her baby are doing well.
This is Salmas first baby, and her fiance, Francois-Henri Pinault's, third child. Congratulations!

What now Britney?

i'm pretty much speechless when it comes to issues regarding Britney Spears. She's in the tabloids, literally, everyday.
This time Brit was seen leaving her lawyers office, in tears.
She finally got charged today for her hit and run ordeal that happened back in June. I don't know if she's just that much of an airhead, or if she just thinks she can get away with shit. It's like she's too famous to get away with anything.