Because it's Bobby.

Alright, so Bobby Brown was in an Orange County courthouse this morning trying to gain partial custody from Whitney, of their 14 year-old daughter, Bobbi Kris.
Evidently, the judge shocked everyone saying that both Bobby and Whitney would have to argue their case, in person to her. A little while later though the judge granted Whitney's request of videotaping her argument.
That's how it goes when you're a Diva, with a capital D.

Vanessa Hudgens gets naked.

Aaahhh! I love it! These kids are so young, but they're starting with the scandals already, and I for one, LOVE IT.
Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron's girlfriend and co-star, is rumored to be nervous due to naked pictures of her that are supposedly floating around... Awesome.
I do feel bad though, the girl is only 18 years-old, and naked pictures of her on the internet may ruin her whole High School Musical persona. Yep, it would.
I think some folks over at Disney are probably shitting in their pants at the moment... What do you think?

Bridget Moynahan is a badass.

This chick is fucking cool. Gatecrasher is reporting that while she did allow Tom Brady, her baby's daddy, to visit the baby right after he was born, she did NOT want to see him. So, she didn't.
After the entire name debauchle, Tom saying the baby had his last name, while Bridget wrote on the birth certificate the baby's name, and the Brady name, was NO where to be found.
I fuckin love it. Fuck Tom Brady and Gisele... The least that Tom could have done, was spend time with Bridget during the pregnancy, if, and only if he wanted to be a part of the baby's life. Which, obviously we're finding out that he does.
So for now, TOUGH shit Tom Brady. Bridget isn't going to allow this to be easy.

Lily Allen is dope...

I had to post em, even though I took em from Perez. It's my girl! And she's smoking pot! Ooooh. LOVE IT.
Here she is smoking at London's Notting Hill carnival on Thursday. She better work out all her shit so she can come hang out in Los Angeles.

Get under my umbrella, Shia!

Okay, so Perez was the first one to drop the "Shia Lebouf and Rihanna" bomb, but more and more it's being confirmed by others. Whoa shit.
Shia LeBouf and Rihanna? Wow. Me and a friend were JUST talking about how damn cute Shia is! Wow, dating Rihanna will probably take him to a whole different level.
Don't ya think???
Anyhow, we'll see how long it lasts...

Paris is FABULOUS.

She hasn't done anything, except take out her extensions. She does look good though, doesn't she? Paris rocks. I saw her last week in West Hollywood, and she's everything I thought she would be. G, L, A, M... O, R, O, U, S. In the fast lane, livin the life, drinking champagne.
I support Paris!

Usher says "I do.", again.

Although Usher and Tameka Foster have already officially tied the knot, they're doing it again, with a big tacky ceremony. Oh yes, you can be sure that the ceremony taking place in Atlanta this weekend, will be gaudy and probably over the top.
What else is Usher supposed to do with all his money? After all, Tameka is 10 years his senior, she better tie him down.

Wino.

I know, I'm about a day and a half late. But, I'm talking about it anyways... Amy Winehouse has officially dropped out of performing at this years MTV Video Music Awards.
Amy is being nominated for 3 moon men...
I wonder, how's the crack in the caribbean? Do you guys think that she's washed her feet yet?

First things first!

Alright! I'm going to start with the least relevant (to me), and work my way up.
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen? Hmmm. I've been hearing that these two are an item, for a while now. But, I'm going to beat you to it, WHO CARES!?
Why do you think it's not common knowledge that these two are together? Because they're BORING. Yes, BORING.
So, know that you know, do you care?

If anyone cares...

I'm taking a break for the day, just for the day though. I'll be back tomorrow with everything that's going on!
So stoked to talk about LiLo and her sex in the bathroom at rehab!
Also, Britney and Ne Yo...
Oh, so much!

Nick Carter and those other guys.

Backstreets back. I still love Nick Carter.

Jason Wahler (aka, fuck up), is getting married?

Yep. He proposed to his girlfriend of roughly 6 months. Katja Decker-Sadowski (she's hot). AND, it's a pretty sweet ring. Four carats I believe.
Take that Spencer Ugly. See Heidi, guys DO get rings sized before they propose, and they DO go to other places besides 'Ice' in the valley.
STUPIDS.

The world according to Brit.

Poor girl can't catch a break. Maybe she should stop doing stupid shit?! No, that would be way too smart.
Reports are saying that her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, is upset with her. They don't like how she's treating her mother, and they think she should grow up.
All that money, and the girl can't even portray a good image. I'd have that shit on lockdown.
I can say though, I do understand her frustration.

Wash your feet you fuckin crack whore.

She's on vacation with her hubby, and she can't even wash her feet? I thought vacation was the time to get things done that you don't normally do...
GROSS!!! Maybe it's a permanent ring from those damn ballet slippers. Either way, nasty.
If her feet are that dirty, you gotta imagine what her vayjayjay is like. EW. Wait, don't.
You're nasty Amy.

Diaz and Cooper?

What do you guys think? Everyone, and I mean everyone is reporting that these two are kickin it together.
Wasn't she dating Criss Angel last week? Wait, that was Britney. Anyhow, Cameron has been no stranger to the dating scene, and we love it!
Work it girl!

Give me a FUCKING break.

We have a Britney Spears wanna-be; she's just about 7 or 8 years late. The little American Idol (I'm pretty sure, not a fan), is publicly taking a vow of celibacy. What? Who does that any more?
Okay, once again, I get it. But this is just stupid. In less than five years she'll be dating, having sex and then she'll cheat on her boyfriend with a dancer.
Oops. Wait, that was Brit. But who the fuck cares, cuz this bitch is gonna do the SAME thing.
I can't wait.

Can't hate on her; she's a soldier.

Kylie Minogue, reportedly wants children. Kylie battled breast cancer in 2006, and underwent chemotherapy, which reduced her chances of being able to conceive naturally.
She is going to start undergoing treatment that will help her to chances of conceiving. She's been talking to doctors and following their advice as to whether or not she's healthy enough to try right now.
Sounds like a smart girl. Good luck Kylie!!!

Stupid, stupid Sienna Miller.

Okay, so I have no basis to actually be calling her stupid, but whatevs. She's a slut. I do know that. Alright, so Sienna Miller has had a houseguest for a little while now. At first it was rumored that these two were dating, but, she confirmed, and you know this girl don't lie, that Rhys Ifans (Notting Hill), is just crashing on her couch.
Here's what the skank had to say:
“I always hear things about me and different men. Is my nickname Sleeparound Sienna? I can assure you I’m not. And Rhys is crashing on my couch - we’re not sleeping together.”
Haha! She knows she's a slut.

Scientology, what?

First things first, I woke up in a bad mood, so I'm really glad there's stuff to talk shit about! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been seen in Europe with their little one, Suri, in tow. But what happened to the other kids?!
Sources say that the children are NOT with their mother in Australia, but that they are in fact at a scientology camp... Oh, fuck no. Seriously? Well, alright, they are his kids and he can do what he wants, but he's a freak.
They have to start super young when it comes to Scientology, because it's such a load of bullSHIZZ. Ew. Tom Cruise is a freak.

Kate Hudson seems upset about Owen Wilson...

A sad looking Kate Hudson returns to the set of her new movie, Bachelor No.2. She's has to be upset by all this Owen Wilson drama. After all, he's the one that broke up with her, right?

Brit doesn't know how to care for her children? Are you surprised?

So what I'm hearing is that Britney's "child abuse investigation" has everything to do with the fact that she doesn't really take care of them that well. Not because they think she physically abuses them.
K-Fed might be behind all of this, X17online.com is reporting, because the papers that are filed to make a complaint such as child abuse, ended up in Mark Vincent Kaplans hands today as he and K-Fed keep on with their custody battle.
I think Britney is getting the raw end of a shitty deal. I feel bad for her. She definitely should take some parenting classes, or perhaps just use some common sense, but I don't think the tots should be taken away from her...
Do you?
BTW, that's Brit shopping at Ralph's yesterday.

Tori Spelling is going to be on the next Dancing With The Stars?!

YAY!!! I love Tori Spelling! She's the poo.
Here's the list of the dancers for this season, which won't be announced until tomorrow morning on Good Morning America, I think...

TORI "she's the shit" SPELLING!!!
Aaron Carter
Gisele
Wayne Newton
Mark Cuban
Dr.Quinn (the medicine woman?) ha
Mel B. She won't be dancing though.
Jennie Garth
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Lou Ferrigno
Nia Peeples
Richard Quest
Sabrina Bryan
Helio Castroneves

Maybe I'll actually watch this time...

Nick Hogan is a dumbass.

Nick's mom released a statement today regarding the horrible accident that he and his friend were in yesterday. She fails to mention that it's all her son's fault, and that he's stupid.
"My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night. Nick suffered minor injuries and has been treated and released from the hospital. At this time, his friend, John Graziano remains hospitalized. Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family. His sole concern is for the well being of his friend. On behalf of my family, we ask that your thoughts and prayers be with John and his loved ones."

Also, Nick got a ticket earlier this year for going something like 80 miles an hour in a 45 zone. It was a construction zone too, which obviously makes it worse.
Dumb fucking kid. I feel bad for the passenger John, I mean, he knew what was going on, but Nick just sounds like a spoiled kid that pushed it way too far this time.

This girl is non-stop. And crazy.

Britney Spears is being targeted in a child abuse investigation here in Los Angeles County. Does this girl's drama/badluck never end?
Brit's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, was in court this morning with K-Fed's lawyer, working out the details. There hasn't been anything released as to why they chose to target her, but her ridiculous actions may have something to do with it...

Owen Wilson releases a sickly statement.

Owen Wilson released a statement, that does nothing to satisfy my curiosity, or yours for that matter.
"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

Yeah, alright. I get it, but jeez. I wanna know what really happened!

Owen Wilson attempts suicide?

This is crazy, Owen Wilson was taken in an ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles around noon today, Perez is saying that it was attempted suicide, but TMZ.com is reporting just the facts at this point.
The Santa Monica Police Department released a statement to TMZ, basically not telling anything.
"On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 pm officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department at the 900 block of 23rd Street. The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated."
Now Perez is saying that he tried to slit his left wrist and that he took a bunch of pills. He's getting his information from Star magazine and The National Enquirer. How much of what they're saying do you think is true?
If it was attempted suicide, that's really sad. If not, he's better off, but I still hope he's okay.

Hulk Hogan's son was in a bad car accident...

Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, was in a serious car accident this afternoon in Clearwater, Florida. TMZ.com is reporting that Nick was driving really fast, when his car lost control and hit a raised median.
He was driving a Toyota Supra, and he's like 19 years-old. That is the wrong car to be driving at that age. Anyhow, he and the passenger were taken by helicopter to a hospital in St.Petersburg, and what I'm reading is that both boys are seriously injured.
That sucks. Be careful.

Kanye and Fiddy: both bitches?

Was there ever a feud going on between Fiddy and Kanye? According to the AP, Kanye said that he talks to Fiddy, "all the time."
Then, I read on Hollyscoop.com, that the boys were hanging out in NYC together, at a bar, taking shots. Hmm, does it smell like a publicity stunt?
I can't figure it out. I could see all this talk of them being friends coming out just because it looked like Kanye was going to KILL Fiddy in record sales come September 11th, when they both debut their new albums. Although I could also see both of them being bitches and doing this for publicity.
Who cares anyways, right? I know I'm not running out to the stores when both of their albums drop. I don't even think I wanna hear either one...

Britney has a run-in with the fuzz.

Britney was pulled over by the cops last night, but not because they suspected her of drunk driving, the bitch was speeding. How boring Brit!
The superstar pop princess was headed to Las Vegas to meet up with Criss Angel, Hollyscoop.com is reporting. The Britster was pulled over just outside of downtown, on the I-10 east. Evidently she was speeding, and was let off with nothing more than a warning.
Lucky girl! Who was accompanying her on this trip? Two of her backup dancers. They're probably gay, by the looks of it, straight guys aren't that cute...
Where are the children? K-Fed is currently in North Carolina shooting an episode of "One Tree Hill," without the small fries...

George Clooney and Cameron Diaz???

Yep. The two of them were named, by Forbes.com, L.A.'s sexiest singles. Pretty sweet huh? You think they'll get an abundance of dates now?
Haha, as if they needed Forbes.com to tell them that they're hot and desirable...

Fidel Castro is dead?

That's what Perez is saying. He said that last Friday too, but it could have happened last Friday, and they're just not telling us until today...
What do you think???

Winehouse: druggie for life.

I heard about this last night, but I wanted to wait until I heard it from a few different sources... Amy Winehouse is at it again. The drama that surrounds this girls life is unbelievable!
Winehouse and her husband, Blake, were heard arguing late in the evening last night (London time). They were arguing so loudly, that other guests in the hotel called security. It died down for a while, but after a few more hours, it was reported that the screaming and odd noises started up again.
Following the loudness in the hotel, Winehouse was said to have ran out of the hotel, with Blake following her.
The two ended up in the streets of London around 4:45 in the morning, looking as the pictures depict them above. Right before all of this started, Amy was seen meeting a girl on the street outside their hotel, hugging this unknown girl, and taking something from the girl...
Of course this argument was about drugs. It had to be, Amy was getting "something" from an unknown girl in the street, and their meeting only lasted minutes? Come on, the bitch is fucked up.
Winehouse is already defending what happened, blaming it on drugs and saying that Blake would never ever hurt her. Okay, I believe that. So when are you going to STOP all this madness?
Eh, she probably never will. But whatevs, because it gives me something to talk shit about. I love how messy people's lives can get.

MaryJane gets jacked.

Oh no! Kirsten Dunst was robbed! I'm sorry, but who fucking cares? How much money does she have? She gets no sympathy from me.
I will admit, no matter how much money you have, you still feel violated when someone steals stuff from you. But my issue is, she totally has the money to replace everything, right?
The Associated Press is reporting that Dunst was robbed while on the set of her new move, 'How to Make Friends And Alienate People.' She is staying in the SoHo Grand Hotel in New York City.
The AP said that a $13,000 (that's thirteen thousand dollars), handbag was stolen along with a cell phone and a bunch of ID cards.
That does suck, but, well, she can have those things replace by the end of the day.

Obnoxious Jenny, not so obnoxious anymore

Don't you guys think she looks good? Former playmate, Jenny McCarthy, is 34. Well, she says she's 34...
Whatever. She looks damn good whatever age she is.

Ritchie's out already!

Nicole Richie spent a total of 82 minutes in jail. Due to overcrowding in the jail, as soon as she came in, she pretty much just turned around and walked back out.
I do have to say that I'm impressed.

It's official; Nicole Bitchie is serving her time.

This is pretty much breaking news; Nicole Bitchie went to the Lynwood Jail this afternoon around 3:15, according to Tmz.com. This was a really smart thing to do, she went in when no one suspected anything...
Anyhow, Bitchie is supposed to serve four days, but was given credit for one day already because when she was booked they held her for six hours... Due to overcrowding in the jail, Bitchie could be out as early as tomorrow morning.
You think she can hang? I do. I think she'll be fine, she'll probably hold up better than Paris did.
Bitchie's pretty hard core, that's why I'm starting to like her.

Justin's playin around.

Justin. Is there anything that he does, that falls short of being perfect? Hmm, I didn't think so.
On a break from his tour, Justin played a round of golf at the Glen Oaks Country Club on Long Island. The country club happens to be a 'members only' type deal, so Justin's manager did the footwork and got him in.
Justin "he's mine" Timberlake played 18 holes with his bodyguard, the club's owner and another member.
Fascinating. Really.

Can't look away, Brit is pretty much pathetic.

Ugh, once again, this is tragic. First off, have you heard Britney's new song? Okay, it's most definitely her, you can tell. It's horrible. Absolutely horrible! PerezHilton.com has the song, so go check it out if you really feel the need.
Haha. On with more Brit. She's back in Los Angeles, after a whirlwind trip to Belgium and France. What was she doing there?
Um, probably nothing. Literally, nothing. She has NOTHING to do, which is part of the reasons that she is so tragic at the moment...
Do you think she likes the song? Ew. I don't, and I think that I can safely say that you won't either...

Paris buys a home in Beverly Hills.

Paris just bought a new house. After selling her home in West Hollywood, which had become a staple for paparazzi, tour buses, fans everywhere, she bought a new place in Beverly Hills.
I hope she has a big wall around the place, barracading it from people like us... The problem with living in Los Angeles, well, let me start over; the problem for Paris living in Los Angeles is that she goes out all the time. So of course people know where she lives, parties, poops, eats, works out, goes grocery shopping. The list is endless...
Back to the matter at hand, her new place cost $6.25 million, and is approximately 7,500 square feet. Not too shabby P.
I support Paris.

Stupid gets back together with stupider.

Not that I care, because I don't like this girl at all, but her and Cash Warren are back together. Blah, blah blah.
They're soo boring. And she's soo NOT latina.

Baby?

Once again, I don't have much to say other than, she is really looking pregnant now.