Lily Allen's father, Keith Allen said that he used Lily - when she was a baby - to sell drugs. What the fuck kind of people were buying drugs from a guy with a baby?
Personally, I think it would be a major buzz kill, no? Aw. She was probably so cute, they couldn't resist.
"I didn't see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs."
"Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil' sat next to the stall gurgling in a pushchair while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager."
What?
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