Diva!? Is that you?

Here's a story; David La Chapelle, photographer to the stars, refuses to work with three women. XTina, Gwen Stefani and Madge.
Okay, I get the whole Gwen Stefani thing, I've heard that she has turned into quite the princess over the years. And Madge, come on, that's a given D-iva, with a capital "D."
But XTina? We love ourselves some XTina, she can be as Diva as she wants to be. And back to LaChapelle, puh-lease. Demands on who you will NOT to work with, is more Diva than any of these ladies has pulled out in a while...

Cam and John. Serious?

Eh. I hated her when she was with JT, but now that she's dating John Mayer, I don't like it! John Mayer is a complete and total douchebag. Yes, a douchebag. I know, maybe I should come up with a better "mean" name for him, but he fits so well into the douchebag description...
Anyhow, what I'm reading is that John and Cameron are serious, but also that John hates the paparazzi attention. Can you say, "betch?" He's such a baby, he should just take his "O"-face, and go-O, away...
So I've decided that these two are as serious as you can get when you barely know a person. We'll just leave it at that.

Birkhead and Stern? Nah.

I'm calling bullshit on this whole story about Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern. No?
This Cosby lady sure is stirring up some trouble though, I think it's great. Birkhead has already threatened her with a lawsuit, saying that she was being paid by MSNBC when she obtained all this information about him, and now she's selling it under her name...
I think Larry and Howard should maybe think about trying to date. Hey, they'll definitely create more publicity for themselves, they'll both be getting laid AND maybe we'll finally understand what the trio (Anna Nicole/Howard/Birkhead), was all about.
Think about it guys.

Lindsay has some hair raising visitors...

Lindsay Lohan had a very special visitor come see her in Utah. A hairstylist. Yep, Ken Paves (super celebrity hairstylist) confirmed that he did in fact send someone to Utah to install her horsehair. Uh, I mean, her extensions...

Maggie Gyllenhall in some undies. Pretty hot.

Do you guys remember hearing a few months ago about how Maggie Gyllenhall was going to be doing a new campaign for Agent Provocateur? Well, here's a pic from the new ads...
She looks fuckin great. She's probably one of the last people I would have expected to be doing their campaign, but she's doing it well...

Jessica Simpson and her "Texas" love...

Jessica Simpson loves to represent Texas. The only question is, why? Okay, okay. I get it, she's from there, but didn't she already wear this t-shirt a few months ago?
Tisk tisk Miss Simpson.

Tearing it up in Vegas. HOT.

Here he is, Justin "he's mine" Timberlake in Vegas last night... After he performed to a sold out audience, he and his entourage, which included Timbaland and his momma, they partied it up in the VIP section at Jet nightclub...
God he's perfect. He's performing in New York, tomorrow, live on HBO. LOVE HIM.

Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger split?!

According to UsWeekly, these two are DUNZO. I knew they wouldn't last, and not because I don't like either of them, it's just too Hollywood. Ya know, staying together doesn't really happen...

Brandon Davis DOES fail at life.

Yesterday in Van Nuys, at the DMV, Brandon Davis failed the written portion of the examination. What a loser.
*I'm trying to upload a pic, but it's taking sooo long and I have to go to the beach!!!

Sienna Miller is a ho.

How amazing is this? This dumb bitch is wasted, and I love it.