The black asian chick, Kimora Lee Simmons.

If you're not already committed to watching Kimora Lee Simmons, Life in The Fab Lane, you definitely should be. This girl is fierce. Ghetto-fab fierce. She's great. Absolutely great.

Britney buys Justin's Future Sex Love Sounds?

Britney Spears was hittin up a RiteAid on Saturday night. That girl LOVES the drug stores. She's always there buying makeup, can't she spring for even the Mac counter at Macy's? Jeez.
Britney's got her little paparazzi bitches doind everything for her, and it's awesome. Last night, she sent one photog to go and buy her Justin Timberlake's cd. Holla.
Britney's a fan.

UPDATE

Britney sent a photographer to buy Timbaland's cd, not Justin's cd.

Britney Spears ditched the bird. Word.

At least she got rid of that damn bird fedora! Finally. Maybe she's been reading my blog...
Britney was out on the town this weekend in Los Angeles, and as per usual, she was very sweet to the paparazzi. That girl knows how to work em!
Fuck, she has em pumping her gas, getting her Starbucks and changing her flat tires. Even though she comes off stupid sometimes, I don't think she's all dumb...

Justin Timberlake is in Toronto. Those lucky Canadians.

Justin! Could you be any more perfect than you are? No. He's reached a level that will not be surpassed by anyone.
Justin - he's mine - Timberlake worked out on Sunday morning, then strolled back to his hotel in Toronto Canada. He was all decked out in Roots clothing, but why?
Well, apparently the hottie recieved ten bags of clothing from them. Ten! I love how the rich people get free shit. It makes sense.
Whatever. Give Justin whatever you want. I'd like to give him a little something too.

Tara Reid is talking shit bout Lindsay and Paris?!

Aw. It's sweet. Tara Reid actually thinks that she is on the same level with Paris and Linds. Didn't she get ignored by Paris a few months ago upon trying to get into Hyde? Haha.
I get where the girl is coming from, but come on. When was the last time she worked? Uh, that shit show that didn't last two weeks on E!, Tara-dise???
Whatever. Maybe she'll start getting press again and amusing us all. She really is a good time, or seems like one anyways.


"I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do. You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I'm not working, why shouldn't I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage?"

"I was a party girl, but I played by the rules. Yeah. Like, Lindsay makes $15 million a movie, so why doesn’t she have a driver? I don’t get it. If you get drunk, that’s fine, but don’t drive. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble."

Is Britney tanning again? Jeebus.

Wow. Uh, I was defending this shriveled up woman earlier today wasn't I? We all know how much Britney loves the tanning salons and she showed us again last night in Malibu.
Once again, it is so easy to post about Brit daily. Even when I kind of try to not post about Britney, I fail miserably every time.
Whatever. Big ups to you Brit.

JLo's butt ain't got nothing on Lindsay's new ass.

Check it out!!! Lindsay's got her butt back!
She looks uh-mazing. Fierce. This is the hot mess we've been waiting for.

Lindsay Lohan is moving to Utah? WTF?!

This is getting worse and worse every day. Now the bitch is moving to Utah?! Oh no.
Supposedly Lindsay's talking about buying a house there. Once she's not fucking that Riley Giles guy anymore, she'll totally want to be back in Los Angeles.
Okay - buying a house for her ain't no thang - but Utah?! I cannot express my dislike for this idea any more. She'll be back in L.A. sometime this week, and I'm sure that's going to be havoc. Pure havoc. I can't wait.
Don't turn too suburban on us Linds. She's been spending a lot of time at Target and Best Buy. Next thing we know, she's not going to know how to dress.
Oh my god it's starting already. Look at all that black. Black's great, but the combination is as if she's already losing touch.

Katie Price doesn't like Victoria Beckham? Go figure.

I love Katie Price. She's really being going by her other name, Jordan, lately but I stick with what I know.
So, if you don't watch Katie and Peter, you're really missing out. Katie Price and Peter Andre are two of the tackiest, euro-trashiest people I've ever laid my eyes on. For reals. Oh the show is FABULOUS. Really, you're missing out, BIG TIME.
Okay, back to the matter at hand. Katie definitely lacks in the class department, but whatevs. That's who she is, and we embrace that. I think it's high-larious that she's been talking shit, uh I mean, talking about Posh Beckham. Someone needs to talk shit about her. Ugh.
Katie said, "I love her boobs but I wish she'd admit they're fake because they are David's talented but what does Victoria do? Nothing."
Haha. She then went on to say, "But there's room for all of us out there so I do wish them well." That's great.
It's the same as when we talk shit about people, but as long as you say something positive about the person - or in Katie's case, about Posh's husband - then it's all good, right? That girl is such a sleazy bitch, but you know she tries so bless her little heart. Just like that.
I don't hate on Katie Price, but she's got some jealousy issues going on, huh?

"Britney Spears"

Yes, yes, yes. It's obvious that I have a slight obsession with Ms. Spears, but at this point, how can you not? Everyone else is obsessed.
Which brings me to what I want to talk about. A friend of mine told me last night (it was after a few drinks I'm pretty sure), that they really felt for Britney. Now, he probably won't feel that way today, but my affection for Britney doesn't stop.
We started talking about what Britney is now, and I said that the photographers/media/people like me have made Britney's existence surreal.
I live in Los Angeles, and we all see famous people, right? I do. I've never seen Britney, but I can't imagine what it would do to my psyche if I did see her. She would become real, and that's not really what's going on here...
Like I said before, Britney's whole entire existence is surreal. I really and truly feel bad for her, with as much shit as I talk about her, I should.
It's not going to stop though, so I guess I'll just keep writing about her. Why not?